16 hours ago
11,334 notes

fiscal-clit:

but first, let me take a xanax 

16 hours ago
189,902 notes

Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I notice it was John Green

then I laughed harder

16 hours ago
2,072 notes
fuckyeahairplaness:

by Boreal Canuck
18 hours ago
124,497 notes

dietcrush:

My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this